Giant Foot Fashionista Gifts

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Greece

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Football haircuts.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

"My mom is French Canadian."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

His Master's Vuvuzela

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"I'm going to call them 'slippers.'"

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"He's our funksoul brother."

'This little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home...and this...'

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."

'That will be $600, thank you...'