Giant Foot Fashionista Pillows

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Bigfoot"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

George Best

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Greece

Football haircuts.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

"My mom is French Canadian."

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

His Master's Vuvuzela

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"I'm going to call them 'slippers.'"

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

'Which way to the club house?'

'This little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home...and this...'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"I think I'll apply for a job as Senor Beckham's eyebrow plucker..."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'I think it's fair to say McClaren has been a great influence on me for my sport and my fashion too.'

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."