Smelly Feet Humorist Gifts

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Albert Einstein

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

Clown watering his flowers.

'Sexy snakes' magazine...

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

Dog walker

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

Gossip

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"No great revelations, no, but he did offer me a one month free trial of Linked-in premium."

Vehicles driving into a hole.