Finger Painting Aficionado T-Shirts

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Finger puppets in church.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Artist Retrospective.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Worst Date Ever

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist painting a dancer.

Fingers

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

Artist in Residence

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"