Finger Dexterity Fanatic T-Shirts

"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Sunbathers.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Finger puppets in church.

Treble

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Fingers

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

Box Step

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'In your wildest dreams!'

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

'Look inside Dad - you may get some fishfingers!'

Foam Finger Envy

Hands-on-clinic: MDs specializing in each finger.

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

Builder having to use his feet.

Foam Fingers

Foam Hand Manufacturer - Picket Line

"I'm smart because I have so many fingers!"

'Thanks to years of playing video games.'

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."