Finger-snapping Fanatic T-Shirts

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Finger puppets in church.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Press

Workaholic's Toilet

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Fingers

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"ME!!!"

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"Am I not being funny enough?"

Collar I.D.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

Digital imaging.

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"