Finger-snapping Fanatic T-Shirts

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Canine conundrum.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Finger puppets in church.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Press

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Workaholic's Toilet

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Fingers

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"ME!!!"

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

Collar I.D.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

Digital imaging.

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

There are almost 3000 subscribers to my YouTube channel. I have 1275 Twitter followers and 1836 Instagram followers. Plus I have 2723 Facebook friends. What about you, Ernie? I have one dog. You win.

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"