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Hands-on-clinic: MDs specializing in each finger.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Fingers

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'You really should Floss.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

Much needed Apple Watch features

"It helps me stay focused."

Digital imaging.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."