Focus Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This project calls for real concentration. Are you still able to monotask?"

'Your report is organized, concise and error free...have you been monotasking again?'

Minutes from the Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"OK, if we're gonna have a successful study session, we have to put all distractions in the closet."

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"It helps me stay focused."

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Office Meeting

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'No cheating'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'Look a huge bird!'

"It helps me stay focused."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Zoomies call.