Finger Gymnast T-Shirts

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"The overthinker"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Finger puppets in church.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Gymnast's Commute

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Fingers

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Graceful, for a big man....

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Multitasking

Professional Couples

Trapeze artists commuting