Finger Gymnast Prints

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Eldrow

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"The overthinker"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Finger puppets in church.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Gymnast's Commute

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Fingers

Trapeze artists commuting

Professional Couples

Gymnast tangled up.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Multitasking

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."