Finger Painting Aficionado Prints

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Finger puppets in church.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Artist painting a dancer.

Fingers

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You never smile at me like that!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

Artist in Residence

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"