Finger Painting T-Shirts

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

Face painting.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Finger puppets in church.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

Sergeant Stripes

Fingers

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Great session, Doc."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Painting dad's face

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

"I'm into painting with my feet"

'Someone call a doctor, Bob's had an art attack!'

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."