Finger Painting Pillows

CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

Face painting.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Finger puppets in church.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Sergeant Stripes

Fingers

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Great session, Doc."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Painting dad's face

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

"I'm into painting with my feet"

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