Painting Nails Pillows

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

Face Painting.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Red in tooth and claw.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'See what happens when you bite your nails.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'