Painting Nails Gifts

Your call is very important to us. It allows our nails to dry while we keep you on hold.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

Face Painting.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

God's Manicure.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Nail Gun Manicure

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'