Nail Painting Gifts

'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'

Badly applied nail varnish.

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Nail Gun Manicure

Nail Bar