Nails Gifts

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Nail Bar

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Man

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Snail Mail

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

The Manicure.

On holiday...

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Repossessions

Transylvanian Snails.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"