Nail Care Gifts

'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'

'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Can you a bit of paint on these?'

"You didn't need to wash your hands?"

'Hold on - the manicurist's on her way!'

Angel of hangnail

"Hello Moira, long time no see."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Do you file your nails..?

"Mindy, can you fetch the garden shears please?"

"I love your black nail polish."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey...have you noticed? You bite your fingernails."

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Nail bar

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The adoration of the gels.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Appointment

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Stop biting your nails son!'