Nails Mugs

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Nail Bar

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Man

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Snail Mail

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

On holiday...

Transylvanian Snails.

Repossessions

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

God's Manicure.

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"