Bed Of Nails Tester Mugs

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

The Manicure.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

God's Manicure.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"They do say results will vary."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Nail Bar

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."