Nail Technician Mugs

Manicure - "Would Madam like the house red?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I can always tell when someone invests in commodities futures."

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

A Manicure

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

The Manicure.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Nail bar

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tina's Nail Bar.

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

God's Manicure.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Boomerang Toenail

Level up your game with a MANicure.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

The adoration of the gels.

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself