Nail Technician Mugs

Manicure - "Would Madam like the house red?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I can always tell when someone invests in commodities futures."

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

A Manicure

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

The Manicure.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Nail bar

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tina's Nail Bar.

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

God's Manicure.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Boomerang Toenail

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The adoration of the gels.

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Tool Box

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Congratulations on your retirement!