Bed Of Nails Tester Pillows

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"They do say results will vary."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Nail Bar

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.