Bed Tester Pillows

'I said YOU TWO- we don't give trial runs!'

Rust test in progress.

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"They do say results will vary."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Mine!'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"I see your son has a summer job."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'