Snail Gifts

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"I've invested in property..."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Ewww

Snail Man

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Mail

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Congratulations! When are you due?

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

On holiday...

Transylvanian Snails.

Snail with pc monitor.

"He's at that awkward age."

'The escargots are underdone.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."