Snail Pillows

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've invested in property..."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Transylvanian Snails.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Snail trap

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail with pc monitor.

Repossessions

"He's at that awkward age."