Nail Art Gifts

Woman files God's nails.

Manicure - "Would Madam like the house red?"

A Manicure

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Mrs. Big Foot

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

Nail envy

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

Tina's Nail Bar.

Nail Gun Manicure

God's Manicure.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'

Octopus has Manicure.

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Tina's Nail Bar.

Free Bonus Social Realist Fingernail Art

Swiss Army Nails

Red in tooth and claw.

'Do you like my manicure?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

Actually, Running Deer, we usually just paint our faces.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

The adoration of the gels.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Tool Box

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.