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Woman files God's nails.

Manicure - "Would Madam like the house red?"

A Manicure

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Mrs. Big Foot

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

Nail envy

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

Tina's Nail Bar.

Nail Gun Manicure

God's Manicure.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'

Octopus has Manicure.

Tina's Nail Bar.

Free Bonus Social Realist Fingernail Art

Swiss Army Nails

Red in tooth and claw.

'Do you like my manicure?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

The adoration of the gels.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Tool Box

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

The Manicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."