Foot-painting Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm into painting with my feet"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

A Manicure

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Hazards of mouse painting

Treble

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

A Christmas tree self portrait

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."