Foot-focused Friends Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Consenting Adults.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Mischievous Pets

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"They're a little tight."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Male and female shoes embracing.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."