Foot-focused Friends Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Mischievous Pets

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"They're a little tight."

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Male and female shoes embracing.

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!