Public Transportation Gifts

"XIVth Street"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Total World Domination bus.

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

Passengers checking for their train

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

'Typical!'

Underground Mindfulness

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

"How much?!... I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I only want to buy a ticket, not the train!"

'I couldn't get tickets so I've come to watch the sprint for the last train home.'

"Hmmmph! I thought the city was supposed to have smart buses - that one just took off without pickin' us up!!!"

A line of buses with signs reading: "7 Buses Right Behind This One"; "6 Buses Right Behind This One"; "5 Buses Right Behind This One"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"We apologise for the late arrival of this apology...this is due to an excuse shortage..."

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

U.S. Passenger Rail Service

Disoriented Express

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

We're barely gonna make it!

"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."

'Hello?..We ordered a mini-cab from you...it should have been here half an hour ago!'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Pope Francis on public transport.

"That means you, pal!"

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"