Public Transportation Pillows

"XIVth Street"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Total World Domination bus.

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Passengers checking for their train

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

'Typical!'

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

Underground Mindfulness

'I couldn't get tickets so I've come to watch the sprint for the last train home.'

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

A line of buses with signs reading: "7 Buses Right Behind This One"; "6 Buses Right Behind This One"; "5 Buses Right Behind This One"

"We apologise for the late arrival of this apology...this is due to an excuse shortage..."

"How much?!... I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I only want to buy a ticket, not the train!"

"Hmmmph! I thought the city was supposed to have smart buses - that one just took off without pickin' us up!!!"

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"That means you, pal!"

Please give up this seat if a yob wants it.

Commuter trying to catch train and commuter trying to catch TGV.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."

How to catch a bus

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

"How far does this bus go?"

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.