Public Transport Pillows

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Manspreading.

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Watch out for the queue-jumper. Pass it on.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

Replacement Bus Service

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Clapham, please.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The Optimist

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'

"Oh, come on!"

'Been waiting long?'

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

No Talking on the Train.

Driver under instruction

A Rhombus.

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Sorry!'

A Train Conductor.

Karaoke on the Greyhound.