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'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Non Thought For The Day.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Carbon Dating

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Jungle

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'