Jungle Raconteur Gifts

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Non Thought For The Day.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Jungle

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'