Jungle Journalist Gifts

'I'm not sure why, but this guy filming a nature film seems to think something exciting is going to happen.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Too much monkey business...

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Carbon Dating

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Jungle

"Tarzan no want computer."