Jungle Queen T-Shirts

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Ecotourism.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I'm a working mom."

'Tarzan'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Lion Choir.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Mum's Baking is best!

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Seated Elephant

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

A very in tents little girl.

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"