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'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Tarzan mobile phone

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'My husband never does anything in a hurry either: Not only is he a sloth, he's a lazy sloth...'

Seated Elephant

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It may be his inner ear.'

Modern animal communication

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969