Jungle Jane Gifts

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'My husband never does anything in a hurry either: Not only is he a sloth, he's a lazy sloth...'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

Seated Elephant

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'It may be his inner ear.'

Modern animal communication

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'