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"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"

"He's the King of the Jungle but I'm the power behind the throne."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Spider's Web Trampoline

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Leopards do change their spots

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Reality Bites

'Tarzan'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'