Jungle Queen Mugs

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Ecotourism.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I'm a working mom."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Lion Choir.

Mum's Baking is best!

'Tarzan'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

A very in tents little girl.

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

Seated Elephant

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'