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"Oh, the humiliation."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Missing You.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

S.P.F. 1,000

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Cat king.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Vampire with a violin

"Too Much Hair Gel?"