King Of The Beasts Fan Mugs

"Oh, the humiliation."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Missing You.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Cat king.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Monster Realtor

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Vampire with a violin