Mythical Beast Fan Mugs

'How's that, Umpire?'

"He's fine, he's the lot less monster."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Warrior Woman

Swiss army knife

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Vampire on a plane

Scientist seen on loch.

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Vampire Bat

The Golf Gremlin.

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"