Cold-blooded Creatures Fan T-Shirts

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Love at First Sight

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Bubble gum leaves

Keeping warm.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Vampire Bat

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Weather forecast

"We never discuss religion."

'At least, you could have left a tip.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Snake Blogging

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"