Cold-blooded Creature Fan T-Shirts

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Bubble gum leaves

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

The Golf Gremlin.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

The next damn Batman.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'How's that, Umpire?'

Sea Monster

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Big Boy Foot