Cold-blooded Companion T-Shirts

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snake Blogging

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

I Love Winter!

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'Another tall, cold one?'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'In other sports, Jimmy Sheinblum once again won the world' strongest man competition after staying married to his wife Zelda for yet another year.'

"Get Whale Soon!"

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.