Cold-blooded Companion Pillows

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snake Blogging

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

I Love Winter!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'Another tall, cold one?'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

'In other sports, Jimmy Sheinblum once again won the world' strongest man competition after staying married to his wife Zelda for yet another year.'

"Get Whale Soon!"

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences