Cold-blooded Creature Admirer Pillows

Snake Blogging

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Good News about winter

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

King Kongs first christmas

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

Shark infested custard!

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Medieval Office Supplies

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Better Gnomes.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Park and Ride dilema

Loch Ness Monster

Vampire Umbrella

Factory Recall Unicorn.