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Snake Blogging

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Good News about winter

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

Shark infested custard!

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Medieval Office Supplies

Fishy tail.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

Loch Ness Monster

Park and Ride dilema

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Vampire Umbrella

Football fan

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'